Ketchup To The End

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  1. Minus

    Minus I am not Mike Shinoda. LPA Addicted VIP

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    This is not the land of bland condiments
    The ketchup here's so fuckin' good it gets compliments
    So you listen to the chef, get ingredients
    Select the best tomatoes and you peel off the skins
    Squeeze em yeah, seeds and water up in the air
    Drain the tomatoes and start mixing seasonings here
    It's an onions, garlic, pepper, salt, sugar affair
    You're on your way to making fuckin' ketchup I swear
    Yeah

    Wait for the ketchup to be done
    Cook it on medium heat
    Way too much work just to eat
    But ketchup I will give
    I forgot to add my vinegar
    And a bit of cinnamon
    Mix all of the seasonings in
    And run them through your sieve (Author's note: pronounced like sive)

    I know what it takes to cook food
    Ketchup really isn't hard
    All I wanna do
    Is make you all some homemade food
    Ketchup's not all I've GOOOOOOT

    Thickening your mixture now.
    Make sure you're stirring frequently
    Isn't it so fuckin' easy?
    I wish I told you soooooo

    I know what it takes to cook food
    Ketchup really isn't hard
    All I wanna do
    Is make you all some homemade food
    Ketchup's not all I've GOOOOOOT

    What was that? All the ketchup is done
    Store'em in some jars, 'cause you made a ton
    Use'em on fries or a sesame bun
    Since it's fuckin' homemade it's second to none
    And they'll have never had ketchup taste so good
    It's so fuckin' tasty they'll get morning wood
    Unless it's for a girl, then they'll get wet
    And you'll be getting into her pants I bet

    All I wanna do
    Is make you all some homemade food
    Ketchup's not all I've GOOOOOOT

    This is not the land of bland condiments
    The ketchup here's so fuckin' good it gets compliments
    So you listen to the chef, get ingredients
    Select the best tomatoes and you peel off the skins
    Squeeze em yeah, seeds and water up in the air
    Drain the tomatoes and start mixing seasonings here
    It's an onions, garlic, pepper, salt, sugar affair
    You're on your way to making fuckin' ketchup I swear
     

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