How I Got Out of the Friend Zone

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  1. SuperDude526

    SuperDude526 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, and it worked out pretty well in the end. I went to school with this really close group of friends. Our school was private and kind of religious, so there were a lot of rules that you wouldn't have to deal with in other schools. But we grew up together, got in trouble together, and there was this one girl in particular who I was really into. She was the smartest of the group by far and ran circles around the rest of us when it came to just overall general knowledge. I can't begin to tell you how many times she got us out of trouble.

    Anyways the three of us decided to drop out of school our last year. I mean my parents weren't really happy about it, but there was a really bad organized crime problem at the time and my group had gotten in bad with them. I always figured she was more into the popular guy and it really pissed me off. Nearly ended my friendship with the both of them my jealousy did.

    Everything worked out in the end, popular guy ended up banging my sister instead and I got the girl! After he killed Voldemort things got pretty boring though.
     
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    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    This makes no sense.
     
  4. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    ^This is from Ron Weasley's point of view, lol.
     
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    Mark I'm Ron F***ing Swanson. LPA Administrator

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    The Voldemort part is a Harry Potter-reference.
     
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    travz21 Muscle Museum LPA Super Member

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    Lol, ok. I thought I was in serious chat when I read this. My bad. Carry on.
     
  7. TannerWolf

    TannerWolf It's High Voltage, You Can't Shake the Shock

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    This is awesome.
     
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    cradle bittersweet and' cross that horizon LPA VIP

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    MKH Bat of Gotham LPA Super VIP

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    Lmfao I was seriously getting into this - you had me hooked all the way til the end, good job! :lol:
     
  10. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    The first word I saw when I was reading the post was "Voldemort" so that kinda gave it away for me, haha.
     
  11. cradle

    cradle bittersweet and' cross that horizon LPA VIP

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    Well At-least he didn't win her over with his BIG BLACK " WAND" :lol:

    Yah know happy ending.
     
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  13. SuperDude526

    SuperDude526 Well-Known Member

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    It's a humorous post.

    Edit: Just found another good one:

    Guys, I'm sick of this. WoW is all I have to keep me sane. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker *@!!ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a freaking pineapple under the sea.
     
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  14. El Muerto

    El Muerto LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

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    I like the second one better :D
     
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    Harlz Trapped Inside This Octavarium LPA Super Member

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    Thoroughly enjoyed that, thank you.
     
  16. Nick

    Nick Great Job! LPA Super VIP

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    Both are so win.
     
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    MKH Bat of Gotham LPA Super VIP

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    I liked the 1st better - the WoW reference was a little out there for me on the 2nd one, and I'm pretty sure there have been homosexuality references in the actual source, lol, so the whole lust thing is weird.
     
  18. SuperDude526

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    ...¿Que?
     
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