Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Benjamin

    Benjamin LPA team LPA Super VIP

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    Granted, but I accidentally transported you to a Saturday in the year 3098. You're now the only human left on Earth.

    I wish Hybrid would stop breaking the rules and saying he denies wishes.
     
  2. Emmet

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    Granted, but everytime he grants a wish, you shall be electrocuted in the testes

    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
     
  3. Hybrid

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    GRANTED, but Benjamin gets to eat you.

    I wish Ben would get zapped in the testes right now.
     
  4. Emmet

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    Granted, but he gets to commandeer your Xbox 360 for 10 years.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work anymore.
     
  5. Hybrid

    Hybrid Friendly Resident Ghostbuster LPA Team

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    Granted, but it pours rain everyday your out of work living on the street.

    I wish that new Xbox would come out already... lol
     
  6. Emmet

    Emmet EVERYTHING IS AWESOME LPA Addicted VIP

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    Granted, but every time you buy one, it makes you drop a screw in the tuna.

    I wish I had some polish sausage.
     
  7. Hybrid

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    Granted. I know quite a few polish guys that can help you out with that.

    I wish I would stop dropping screws in the tuna.
     
  8. Emmet

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    Granted, but now the tuna shall be dropped in the screws.

    I wish this headache was gone.
     
  9. Hybrid

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    Granted, however the only medication found was lead in the form of ammunition.

    I wish Linkin Park "fans" weren't so stupid.
     
  10. Dusty

    Dusty What The Actually F**k? LPA Super VIP

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    Once again, these are wishes, not miracles. :lol:

    I wish I had Spider-Man's Powers.
     
  11. Benjamin

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    Granted, but I'll get Super Man's powers and kick your ass :awesome:

    I wish more people would enter the Lyrics Competition (come on Soundwave you HAVE to enter)
     
  12. Jesse

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    Granted, but everyone gets banned before it begins.
     
  13. Hybrid

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    I wish Jesse made a wish...
     
  14. Super Sonic

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    Granted. But it wil be hurt your feelings.

    I wish i had someone who loved me. :(
     
  15. Vriska

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    Granted. And they'll always be two steps behind you. Always. They'll love you so much they'll follow you home and sneak into your house and then hack into your personal things so that they'll know everything about you. That's how endless their love is.

    I wish for immortality.
     
  16. Jesse

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    Granted but you are trapped inside an inescapable nightmare while in an endless coma.

    I wish this thread didn't exist.
     
  17. Benjamin

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    Granted, but I'm going to kill off the rest of the world. Have fun living by yourself forever!

    I wish I could punch Michelle Bachman
     
  18. Jesse

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    Granted, but you die from being so close to the proximity of evil.


    I wish Ben, hadn't granted a wish that was already granted.
     
  19. Benjamin

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    Granted, but inside you actually don't give a rats ass about it.

    I wish Jesse didn't put commas in sentences that aren't necessary
     
  20. Jesse

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    , Granted, but, on,ly, on, paper, not, on,line,


    I wish I had some peace.
     

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