Burning In The Pies #ReplaceLinkinParkSongsWithKetchup

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  1. Gloomy Mushroom

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    I used the firewood to make the pastry rise
    The blood of innocent cows burning in the pies
    I filled my cup with the boiling of the tea
    And poured it out in pan full of ghee

    I'm swimming in the smoke
    Of meals I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve

    We held our breath when the steam began to form
    But you were lost in the beeping of a storm
    And in the end we were made to be apart
    Seperate chambers of the dead cow's heart

    I'm swimming in the smoke
    Of meals I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve

    It's in the blackened bones
    Of the cows I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve
    A good hearty dessert

    I'm swimming in the smoke
    Of meals I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve

    The blame is mine alone
    For the cows I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve
    What you don't deserve
    A good hearty dessert

    And here's the firewood
    To make the pastry rise
    The blood of innocent cows
    Burning in the pies
     
  2. Lee

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    My favourite so far!
     
  3. Hybrid

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    "Burning Of The Pies"

    I hit the preheat and watched the temp gauge rise
    The rack's in center oven waiting for these pies
    I filled them up with the fillings made of treats
    Like pumpkin, rhubarb, apple and minced meat

    Noooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    Pies that won't be served.

    I held my breath as the smoke began to pour
    The pies were lost; I should have got them out before
    And in the end they just made a fire start
    Like a Zippo lighter lighting up a fart

    Noooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    The crust is black, not gold of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that wont be served.
    Pies that won't be served.

    Noooooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    The crust is black, not gold of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that wont be served.
    Pies that won't be served.

    I hit the preheat and watched the temp gauge rise
    The rack's in center oven waiting for these pies...
     
  4. Jesse

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    Pies are disgusting. Let's destroy all the recipes.
     
  5. Hybrid

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    The cake is a lie.
     
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    That would be in my favor, since I dislike 98% of cake also.
     
  7. Hybrid

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    Freak! :p lol
     
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    Who uses meat to make pies? LMAO
     
  9. Gloomy Mushroom

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    To use as a filling?
     
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    i love it :awesome:... made me so Hungry after reading it

    DONT BURN THE PIE!!! :FUUUUUU:
     
  11. Hybrid

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    There is Minced meat pie. Also, in America, we have Chicken Pot Pie, Turkey Pot Pie, and Beef Pot Pie. Pot pies are delicious. It's like stew. In a flaky pie crust. It's fucking amazing.
     

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